DID I SCARE YOU AWAY?
Michael: Greetings.this is Michael I would like to booked you for my family celebration party and do you accept all means of payment. Kindly text me on my direct number for more details thanks.
Scot: For reservations, please call **********
Michael: Thank you for your response let me know the availability dates you have between 29th or 30th for 80 people food and drink to pickup are you the owner?
Scot: We never have dates available for 80 people. Yes, I am the owner.
Michael: Okay good can you send me your menu pricing
Michael: Crock of chili, caprese flatbread,tomato basil bisque,caesar salad,sliders
I want you to put something together for me here my budget is $15/25 per person for 80 people food also appreciate if you can send me your cell phone number to text you better communication thank you
Scot: Please submit an original handwritten order and a copy for each of the 80 people who are expected to dine on a sheet of 8.5 X 11 lined notebook paper and mail it to The Flaming Buoy Filet Co. Dept. of Paranormal Investigation. Please include a self-addressed, stamped envelope. We must receive the letters by 9:00 tonight. No exceptions – except for the one exception, the nature of which I will not disclose.
We will investigate your haunting, but ask that neither the media nor screen actress Gwyneth Paltrow be involved. I will contact the media, contacting Gwyneth Paltrow will be your task. I would contact her myself but we had a falling out when I toid her I thought her best role was as a head in a box at the end of the movie “Se7en.”
You do not need my cell phone number. At least one of us communicating well enough for both of us.