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One decade ago, Johnhkkii would lead a mutiny against a frail alliance he reasoned a systemic inferiority doomed to ultimate failure unless he personally enforced certain corrections as dictated by his superior intellect.


And so, on September 4, 2011, The Flaming Buoy Filet Co. would, through Johnhkkii's cold intellect, suffer her first “Dine and Dash.”


Although the staff of The Flaming Buoy Filet Co. was a young staff, an untested staff, unforseen – if not wholly unwelcome – circumstances would prove unfortunate for our antagonist.


Having been open for only 681 days, one of the owners thought it would be funny to run Dine and Dash Drills for 680 of those days.


That meant a staff member reported the incident to the police. Basically.


Johnhkkii was quickly apprehended and forced to settle his bill, a punishment, he felt particularly cruel and that stung of a irony: he was to suffer for the restaurant's crime.


Incensed, he swiftly constructed a ruthless course of action using a product of late twentieth century engineering that would certainly destroy that which he once dedicated his life to saving.


"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space!" Johnhkkii was heard to mutter, even before the appetizers were served.


In less than twenty four hours, a TripAdvisor account was created, a timeless sobriquet was chosen, an easily remembered password, and he posts a three star review of The Flaming Buoy Filet Co.:





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He hurt The Flaming Buoy Filet Co. And he wished to go on hurting the Flaming Buoy Filet Co. His opinion on that thing that happened to him at that time and at that place would find genesis and domination in difgital perpetuity.

To the last, Johnhkkii would grapple with The Flaming Buoy Filet Co.

This is also the plot of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

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